On Friday night, TSA officers at LaGuardia Airport confronted a pantless man who attempted to enter a slice of pepperoni pizza into the airport. The man, identified as Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447, managed to escape from the airport security officers.
The incident took place after 7:00 p.m. at the Terminal B of LaGuardia Airport. Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 was heading towards Atlanta, GA, when the confrontation with airport security occurred.
According to the official report of the incident, Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 entered the airport security checkpoint at 7:14 p.m. The man was not wearing pants, and his angry face expressed a profound annoyance.
When Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 placed his carry-on bag in the security belt, TSA agents found a slice of pepperoni pizza hidden inside his belongings. The agents proceeded to seize the slice of pepperoni pizza.
FAA regulations prohibit air travelers from entering pocket knives, daggers, pizza slices, or any other sharp object that can be utilized as a lethal weapon. This regulation came after an incident involving a radical Italian American who injured five people at Fort Lauderdale –Hollywood International Airport with a slice of pizza Napolitana back in 2012.
After being moved aside, Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 refused to cooperate with airport authorities and retrieved the slice of pepperoni pizza from the hands of a TSA agent.
Minutes of panic elapsed at the security checkpoint as Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 rushed through the crowd of travelers, trying to escape from the airport.
Ms. Tiffany, 48, narrates the horror that she experienced at that moment.
“I heard some screams, and as I look to the front of the line, I see this pantless man with an angry face running towards me. “I feared for my life because he was holding a slice of pepperoni pizza,” said Ms. Tiffany, breaking in tears.
Airport security could not stop Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 from scaping LaGuardia.
Eyewitness descriptions of Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447’s genitalia helped authorities identify him. Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 is also being pursued by the New York City Police Department for multiple charges, including public indecency and harassment.
Angry Pizza Man STICKDIX #2447 is currently on the run. New York state authorities are offering a $100,000 reward for information about his location.
The AIA Chronicle will continue to report on any updates.
